Straight Florida
@StraightFlorida
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New rule for Florida: 5-year waiting period for all new transplants before they can vote.
You virgins fleeing blue states full of furries and drag queens teaching kids pronouns need time to get acquainted with how we actually do things down here.
Most of us real Floridians like what we’ve built — a free, wokefree state where sanity still exists.
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We already ran most of the far-left lunatics back to Canada and Portland, where they can crawl around on all fours with a prosthetic tail shoved up their ass and swap genitals with their heroin dealer.
And we damn sure don’t need a bunch of lukewarm, pseudo-conservatives showing up with watered-down opinions trying to turn Florida into the lite version of the shitholes they just escaped.
You can move here.
You can enjoy the sunshine.
But your vote stays in timeout until you’ve earned it.
Florida isn’t a participation trophy!

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